Shapray Cramer Fitterman Lamer specializes in corporate theft and commercial conflict enhancement and strategic thingys while screwing your bummy stupid. Shapray Cramer Fitterman Lamer is well known for dynamism (ahuck) ingenuity (yup) and common sense (chitloads), which, when matched by the wealth of the collective experience of our liars, results in untimely, and extremely costly solutions. As long as you can pay, we have an idiot liar for you.
The firm’s clients range from major crooked Canadian Banks to US-based criminal corporations. Our work frequently involves large, complex or high-profile disputes, and we routinely mismanage intricate, multi-party litigation and document-intensive cases and bill you absolutely fukkin stupid when we lose, don't be fukkin ridiculous.